We Know Why; Now We Need to Figure Out How...

Anyone who knows Bob Albrecht (or has read even a few of the posts about him) knows why he has to go.

Now the question is "How?"

We have a little over six weeks left before classes resume...not a lot of time to plan a surprise going away party for Albrecht, so we need to get at it.

We would like our readers to come up with suggestions on how we can get Albrecht to move back to the classroom and his "first love". All suggestions are welcome, providing they are legal and nonviolent...seriously.